What if..
What if this world is really just a game in someone, or somethings head? What if none of this matters at all. For all we know, we could be a pigment of someone or somethings imagination. What if this is a dream? What if there is another planet in the galaxy with someone EXACTLY like you, doing the EXACT same thing you are right now. If you really think about the different possibilities as to why we are here, you will go insane.
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
delishadorable
man i could go for a fried chicken menstruation cycle sandwich right now
man that grilled chicken was so good for dinner
so were my scrambled eggs
EAT ALL THE EGGS!
(Source: joebspecial)
Via Am I just talking to myself?
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters.
this makes me cry. just. all of this.
there’s just so much science all packed into this one post
SCIENCE.
Remember the iCarly episode when Carly and Freddie have sex?
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY GOD
LOL
HOLY SHIT IM FUCKING DYING
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
On Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012, I told my girlfriend to meet me at my parent’s house for dinner. When she arrived I had stationed my brother to sit her in the back of an open Honda CRV and give her some headphones. He “wanted to play her a song”…
What she got instead was the world’s first Live Lip-Dub Proposal.
Genius
(Source: ladyinterior)
Via Serenity
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
Haha wut?
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)
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